If You Ain't First You're Last - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Navy Spelling out profanity with a

Spelling out profanity with a rebus puzzle is the adult equivalent of flipping someone off inside your pocket

weathered blue serif text reads "BEER GARDENS" followed by smaller red decorative text reading "AND" and matching blue distressed serif text reading "BILLIARDS

flanked by decorative white stars on both sides

White musical notes are scattered around the sloth

Dude's conjuring sparkles right next to the words that make him unemployable

If You Ain't First You're Last - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Navy Spelling out profanity with aGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.