Kreese's Gym - Unisex Hoodie bay area wielding a sword and ornate

wielding a sword and ornate round shield depicting fighting figures

Smaller pale blue text at the bottom reads "YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN HERE" in a spaced sans-serif font

Angular white Greek-style text reads "JAVELIN TOSS" around a diagonal javelin flanked by purple-socked sneakers mid-stride

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catching glove

Kreese's Gym - Unisex Hoodie bay area wielding a sword and ornateMembership cancellation at Kreese's gym requires surviving a chokehold in a Reseda parking lot, which is still easier than calling Planet Fitness. Pain does not exist in this dojo, but leg day absolutely does. Inspired by Karate Kid. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells, flanked by white and yellow stars and a yellow