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A minimalist desert landscape in tan and brown tones depicts a cantina building beneath a golden-yellow sun

Homer's hunger strike proved losing baseball hurts worse than losing dignity

Inspired by Arrested Development

Bold block text reads "SKYSCRAPERS" above a cartoon anthropomorphic skyscraper character in a batting stance holding a baseball bat

Cats present their anus to you like it's a gift they spent all morning wrapping

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