Mind If I Smoke? - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Abiding and doing the Dew

Abiding and doing the Dew are fundamentally incompatible philosophies

Featuring a nutcracker with a hilarious adult humor twist

" Surrounding black text reads "PHONE

" Black sans-serif text at the bottom reads "Rancho Cucamonga

That retro bicentennial font works overtime to class up a word that peaked at a gas station fireworks tent

Mind If I Smoke? - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Abiding and doing the DewAsking "mind if I smoke" used to be a courtesy, now it's a threat involving a forty minute monologue about bark consistency and the butcher paper versus foil debate. Cigarettes lost the culture war to a brisket alarm set for 4 AM. The Details: White bold hand drawn uppercase text reads "MIND IF I SMOKE?" nestled within a billowing smoke cloud rendered in white. Below, a gray blue illustration depicts a barrel style BBQ smoker on legs with a closed lid