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Brown and gold oval badge with large cream block text reading "JERRY'S" above a golden ribbon reading "ORIGINAL LASER FIRED
0 oz Heavyweight Blend (50/50 Cotton/Poly)
" completing a circular badge layout with weathered screen-print texture throughout
Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch
holding a small cocktail in her raised hand
Yes I Like Pina Coladas - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Brown and gold oval badgeAnswering a question from a 1979 yacht rock song before anyone even asks is peak conversational efficiency. Preemptive declarations of cocktail preference save everyone the awkward small talk at the resort bar. The Details: Large distressed white cursive script reads "Yes," overlapping a brown coconut half and a green palm frond rendered with a weathered texture. Below, clean white sans serif text reads "I Like" and "Pia Coladas" stacked on two lines.