Crack Addict Nutcracker - Women's T-Shirt butler Founding a nation was just

Founding a nation was just his way of ratio-ing King George before the internet existed

BUT" above bold centered white block lettering reading "I KNOW A PRICK WHEN I SEE ONE

with white palm trees

Bold dark red serif capitals read "THE" above large red italic script reading "Waikikian

Angelo's meatball sub order became the most urgent mission in FBI history

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Women's T-Shirt butler Founding a nation was justNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack