In Japan, Heart Surgeon Number One - Unisex T-Shirt escondido a small campfire with orange

a small campfire with orange and red flames

with a heavy weathered texture eroding the letterforms throughout

Distressed golden-yellow arched text reads "RIVER PIRATES" flanked by stars in matching ink

Cats went from sleeping twenty hours a day to running a full narco operation

A large coral-red crab illustration rendered in a vintage distressed style fills the center

In Japan, Heart Surgeon Number One - Unisex T-Shirt escondido a small campfire with orangeIn Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best! Inspired by The Office. Printed on our super soft ring spun & combed cotton