I Want You To Beer Me - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Rust-colored text below reads "It's

Rust-colored text below reads "It's a sweater

Arched black serif text reads "OGDEN LOBSTERS" flanked by two red stars

once in fancy cursive and once in unhinged graffiti

rendered in deep red and orange ink with fine black line work

Tilted distressed white hand-lettered text reads "COMIN' IN" above oversized weathered yellow block letters reading "HOT

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