Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Reducing all of Socratic philosophy

Reducing all of Socratic philosophy to three words and a rebus puzzle is exactly the kind of accidental genius only San Dimas could produce

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prison stinks is what I'm saying

Coffee is just a prop to delay eye contact with the living

Scandia stood as the crown jewel of Sunset Boulevard dining from the 1940s through the late 1980s

Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Reducing all of Socratic philosophyFounding a literacy center when you can't even recognize a scale model from an actual building is bold philanthropic vision. Grammar this bad deserves its own endowment. Inspired by Zoolander. The Details: Arched tan serif text reads "THE DEREK ZOOLANDER" above large tan block text reading "CENTER FOR KIDS" curving around a tan line art portrait of Derek Zoolander. "ESTD" and "2001" flank the portrait, with bold tan text reading "WHO CAN'T READ GOOD"